More Haikus. . .

Thanks to the beautiful and charming "Ryan Chappell" (that's for google searches) I have been directed here: http://www.haikucircus.com/index.htm

He also suggested these slogans that i enjoyed:

DE is more equal than others
DE is not a pipe
DE eshews obfuscation

and this made me laugh:

Also on the subject of Japan, check out this Engrish text that came with one of my computer heatsinks:

5. The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand. Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples.

I am convinced of the wisdom of this statement.

He also sent me these links (OH YES RYAN GOOD FRIEND GOOD FRIEND MANY TREASURES!!)
Robot that is super strong for crushing puny hu-mans. .. err I mean rescuing people. .
http://www.dottocomu.com/b/archives/000744.html

Or maybe you're into Battletech.Robotech/Mechwarrior stuff, peep these lego cool things.
http://www.geocities.com/mecha_hall_of_fame/index2.html

or maybe you're hard up for a girlfriend and you have a real doll that you wish could walk around and do stuff:
http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/the_first_female_robot.php

SOoooo ROBOTS ROBOTS CHEESECAKE.

Everyone say: "Thank you Ryan for finding cool things about robots from 5 kilometres below the surface of the earth."

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs,
Chris