MEAT EXTRAVAGANZA!

O the pain!! The suffering!

Love at first sight. . .err. . bite?

YEAH! Rock the meat!

Assembly

Death Murder Cross section

Just don't ok.

Hell test

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's" Inferno Hell Test

The Death Murder Burger Epic

Death Murder Burger of Doom

(an A&E Exclusive)

Some men are content to lead ordinary lives and do ordinary things. Some men can live with the fact that they’ve never done anything particularly interesting or of value to society.

Not these men.

These men are intrepid adventurers of the most courageous sort. These men are gastrointestinal marauders of the bravest sort.
Tonight on A&E you will see this squadron adrenaline hunting madmen on a macabre mission of meal-time malignancies.

Christopher "Danger" Brandon, Samuel "The Icepick" Janzen and Oliver "Corporal Crush" Baldwin embarked upon a mission that some might call "crazy." When we here at A&E asked the fearless squadron what this adventure would entail we were told that the intention of the outing was a simple one: to eat 4 animals at one time, in one sitting. Essentially in one burger type format. The Death Murder Burger.

The Death Murder Burger contains a quarter pounder patty, a McChicken patty, a Filet O’ Fish patty and bacon. (avec fromage) When asked about the mission and whether or not they were worried these dauntless souls were heard to reply, "Not really. We’re all quite hungry actually."

We asked them if they had first consulted a physician or at least a proctologist of some sort before beginning this baffling expedition into pseudo-gourmet gluttony, "Danger" Brandon stated, "I don’t believe in doctors. I think they’re some thing made up by your parents to scare you, like astronauts or politicians." We assured him that this was not the case but he would have none of it.

Arriving at the McDonald’s that had been chosen for this quest into the unknown, the moxie filled daredevils were surprised that this McDonald’s had no Death Murder burger on the menu. "Icepick" Janzen asked with a mild undertone of spurious rage if he could have a Death Murder burger combo. The weak and simpering employee merely trembled and dribbled slightly under the force of his tremendous gaze. She finally was able to squeak out that no, they did not have a death murder burger at this particular McDonald’s. To which "Icepick" Janzen replied, "No matter. I shall require a quarter pounder with cheese and bacon. A McChicken, a Filet O’ Fish, fries and a milkshake." "Danger" Brandon and "Corporal Crush" Baldwin had the same, merely replacing the milkshake with cokes.

After much deliberation and incompetence (some might even say incontinence) the weak willed and callow employees were finally able to muster up the strength to carry out their Death Murder Burgers. Through either fear or an intentional attempt to ruin their dangerous plans, the kitchen staff had forgotten to include bacon on every single Death Murder Burger, making them mere Murder Burgers.

Using considerable guile, perseverance and determination the danger squad was able to procure several slices of heavily salted pre-crooked processed pig meat in order to round out the Death Murder Burger.

The three Epicurean powerhouses sat and stared in awe and slavering delight at their masterful creations that squatted ominously on their light pink/peach trays. Four animals loaded into one bun of delicious fury. Beef; The noble Cow, brown and glistening with greasy cholesterol, waiting to harden the arteries. Bacon; nature’s delight, The Pig, salty and delicious in its water retentive glory. Chicken; also called Chickén cooked in 475 degree oil, lightly breaded. Fish, white and flaky, breaded and possibly contaminated with mercury and other poisonous minerals. This free- standing monstrous monolith of meat, strikes fear into the hearts of children and the faint of heart. These three were no less than the mightiest of Men, ready to demolish their Death Murder burgers and to do what very few men have ever done: eat four animals in one burger.

During this insane feat of massive mastication, women young and old would swoon both at their devastating good looks as well as their ravenous appetites. Weaker men would quake and cower, fearing these men who in comparison were like gods.

As the Danger Squad consumed their burgers girls would look on in disgust, unable to truly understand the intestinal fortitude and sheer will it takes to consume such a travesty of cuisine.
When it was all said (eaten) and done, all four animals, 3 buns, a medium fry and a milkshake/coke each later, we asked them how it was.
The consensus overall was:

"It was good. I’d eat it again."

~ f i n i s ~

- pictures to follow shortly -

Mecha Gakt!

 

This is a sample of the awesomeness you can find in the entry below called "message from Ryan Chappell". It's utter madness.

 

CLICK THE LINK TO ULTIMATE CRAZY!

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html

HA HA!

Message from Ryan Chappell

Go to this site, read the comic in it's horribly translayted japanese (or soemthing) and laff and laff. Also be very confused.


If you like mecha-gackts (and I know you do)...

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html

1. Push dice cup back, monkey shoots crap
2. Make love not war(ning)!
3. Dishwasher not safe
4. Microwave not safe
5. Keep out of children

Rock out! or Barf-o-rama!

I think the show went really well. Everyone seemed to have a genuinely good time. There were compliments, clapping some laughing. Generally smiles were all around. I had fun. I know we didn’t play our best but that’s why bands play shows. To get better. AND so people hear the music. That’s the whole point of being in a band to play music for other people to hear and/or enjoy. As well as expression and all that jazz.
The after party/BBQ was a very good time as well. I had a lot of fun except I don’t think Ian should drink so much. I got a little tired of watching him try to force himself on Ilana’s friend and the speech at the end of the night was pretty over the top and unnecessary.
In other news tonight will be 4 animals at one time night. I researched and the filet o fish is made of 100% Cod, there was some sort of confusion about it’s fish content but apparently the source of that was some lawyer putting a spin on soehting then people taking the rumour out of context.
Maybe there will be pictures of this wanton act of ridiculous animal cruelty and personal suffering. I just might vomit. : )

6 o'clock at the lennoxville mcdonald's.

Set fire to an orphanage with puppies

SHOULD'VE SAID!

Set fire to a puppy mill with orphans?

The Legend of Zelda

I'm going put all the links I can think of right now in here so it'll be liek a link page on a website sans website.

www.achewood.com daily
www.toothpastefordinner.com daily
www.nataliedee.com daily
www.whiteninjacomics.com bi-weekly
www.scarybear.org weekly
www.qwantz.com daily
http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html weekly
www.butternutsquash.net , weekly
www.alessonislearned.com weekly(ish)
www.blankwatercomics.com weekly i think


that's all I can think of of the top of my head but if you also go to the links pages on all of these sites you will find great great things.

Enjoy! i know i do.

(note, soem of these links didn't work, i went back and fixed them. Also go to qwantz and the fanart asrea anf listen to the song Things that don't exist. it's possibly the best song ever written)

mrrmble mrmble

ENTERTAIN ME.

Some days it's hard to believe how something can be so boring. wow.


even the internet can run out of things to amuse my rampant brain meats. I feel like running and jumping. I'm sitting. pee pee poo poo ka ka.

Someday I'll learn how to put pictures on here. That might be good.

Until that time arrives check this out. it entertains me (as per the above) except there's too many pictures so it crashes my computer almost everytime. it's fun though. It's a random showing of like 100 pictures at a time that have been posted on livejournal. I like it.


http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php

rock on