Tuesday, January 31, 2006

WHo needs uranium?

My home-squid Ryan the Saskafarian is going to this area for awhile. http://www.interlog.com/~grlaird/uraniumcity.html
I think that's pretty crazy. he's going to be collecting "items" for the creation of a sub-human race of waiters and maitre d's to revolutionize the food services industry.

(then total world conquest)

So much great art


After looking at this blog and all the blog links on it (do it, you won't be wasting time, it;s so amazing) you realize how many great artists there are out there. These guys are just mind blowing. Really inspiring stuff. So many different styles.

I think art is something that makes the internet wicked.

Rock and roll.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Battle of the Bands poster

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So I made this poster for the show, but i didn't finish it in time to use it but I like it. It's pretty fun. I've gotten into a bit of a "thing" with drawing hairy mexican wrestlers and giant squids. More squids, but the wrestlers are working their way in. Which is funny because i don't even like wrestling. Squids however. . well that's a whole other story.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


Yo, I was cruising the nerd-web and i came across something that interested me:

A new robot drawing, every day!


The dude was nice enough to check out my blog and he complimented my robot so the least I can do is link to his Robot-o-riffic site. On which he's havign soem sort of contest for free buttons with robots on it. You know I signed up.

Q: How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Thursday, January 19, 2006

More Sketches

Woot! I did done draw!

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Friday, January 06, 2006

It's the Chronic(WHAT?)cles of Narnia!

Picture two jewish type nerdy white guys stone cold hardcore rapping this out to a gangsta rap beat. ( http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ ) Pretty much one of the funniest things I've seen.

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
Hello, what up Parn, yo Sanberg, what's cracken'
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Narnia! Man it's happenin'
But first my hunger pains are sticken' like duct tape
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on cupcakes
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling (reference to the real last names of the young couple in "The Notebook")
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen.
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Yo where's the movie playin'? Up in west side, dude.
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. That's a good one too.
Google Maps is the best. Tru dat. Double True.
68th and Broadway. Step on it sucka.
What you wanna do Chris? SNACK ATTACK MUTHA FU$$A
The Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
Yes the Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
We love the Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
Yo stop at the deli - the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack, gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl acted like she never seen a ten befoh.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag, and I'm ghost like Swazy.
Roll up to the theater, ticket buying what we handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin' Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends' alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answer so fast that we're scary.
Everyone's standin' off when we scream MATTHEW PERRY!
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We about to get takin' to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
Yes the Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
We love the Chronic - What - cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic - What - cles of Narnia

How to manufacture Engrish

A taste of greatness from my home-boy Ryan Chappell from the Skatch:

Okay, there is this thing where you translate sentances into other languages
and back and they come out all garbled. Some of these are hilarious, for

Your mother is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone
translates to
Your mother is the so stupid her idea explodes the corn cake bell is the
Mexico telephone company telco.

This is "What's brown and sticky? A stick!" to Russian and back:

It will be brown and knob? Knob!

Too funny (with a russian accent) and now people are looking at me. Stop staring I WORK HERE.

Go here for the thingy:



My Contribution= (now I can tell this joke in French!)

Original English Text:

what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
do you smell carrots?

Translated to French:

que un snowman disent-ils à l'autre snowman ?
sentez-vous des carottes ?

Translated back to English:what a snowman do they say to the other snowman? do you feel carrots?
Translated to German:einen was für Snowman sagen sie zum anderen Snowman? glauben SieKarotten?
Translated back to English:one which for Snowman they say on the other hand the Snowman? do youbelieve carrots?
Translated to Italian:uno che per lo snowman dicono d'altra parte lo snowman? credete lecarote?
Translated back to English:one that for the snowman says of other part the snowman? you believecarrots?
Translated to Portuguese:um que para o snowman diz da outra parte o snowman? você acreditacenouras?
Translated back to English:one that stops snowman says of the other part snowman? you believecarrots?
Translated to Spanish:¿uno que para el snowman dice del otro snowman de la parte? ¿ustedcree zanahorias?

Translated back to English:

one that stops snowman says of the other snowman of the part?
you create carrots?